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WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger

WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet

WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file

WinErr: 004 Erroneous error – Nothing is wrong

WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted – System confused

WinErr: 006 Malicious error – Desqview found on drive

WinErr: 007 System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware

WinErr: 008 Broken window – Watch out for glass fragments

WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered – God knows what has happened

WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full

WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50MB

WinErr: 00C Memory hog error – More Ram needed. More! More! More!

WinErr: 00D Window closed – Do not look outside

WinErr: 00E Window open – Do not look inside

WinErr: 00F Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened

WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

WinErr: 011 Window open – Do not look outside

WinErr: 012 Window closed – Do not look inside

WinErr: 013 Unexpected error – Huh ?

WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.

WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error – System has been destroyed. Buy a new
one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.

WinErr: 019 User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten – Please reinstall all your
software. We are terribly sorry.

WinErr: 01B Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you
will get a penalty for that.

WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadequate.

WinErr: 01D System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.

WinErr: 01E Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost.

WinErr: 042 Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus,
however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the
virus will be activated again.

WinErr: 079 Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please
click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

WinErr: 683 Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory – Only 50.312.583 Bytes available

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